"Honey I gotta go there is a mongoose outside my door watching me" Gary in hawaii
"I will take the cake and hold it so pirates don't get it" Judah
"Abby are you using that to wash your hands, well that is not soap it is hair lotion" Mason to Abby
"What is that smell? Did you spray her with hairspray?" me
"hubba hubba" all kids chanting
"I am scared I don't want to ever get lost in space" Abby
"Can I have honey dew crackers!" (gram crackers) Abby she is always messing her words up
These are just a few things that I heard today and some in the last hour.